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St. Crispin's Prayer List
Ora pro nobis, peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae,
and especially for
Big Brother, Brian and Mark, Richard, Hot Dog, and Bill at

NEW!
The Unexpurgated St. Crispin
Read the original works, before the editors got their hands on them. Click Here

NEW!! Michael Howard Elected Pope (DeadBrain)
My Nigerian Fortune: A True, Continuing Story (Original)
New Cheney Scandal: Canned Baby Seal Hunt (NewsHax)
Anglican Church of Nigeria Offers Deal to American Episcopalians (DeadBrain)
Santa Barbara DA Offers Saddam Immunity in Exchange for Testimony Implicating Michael Jackson (NewsHax)
Bush Endorses Dean for Democratic Presidential Nomination (NewsHax)
Will a Clean and Sober Limbaugh Still Offend Minority Athletes? (NewsHax)
Schwarzenegger Facing Backlash for Denouncing Hitler (NewsHax)
Super Sex Supplement Members Out of Control (Glossy News)
Supreme Court Intervenes in CA Recall Election; Porn Star Mary Carey New Governor (NewsHax)
Britney Spears Endorses Bubble-Gum Condoms (Glossy News)
Congress Bans Same Old Sex Marriages (NewsHax)
Archbishop of Canterbury Authorizes Burning American Episcopalians (DeadBrain)
Green Party Leaders Meet to Plan Bush Re-election (NewsHax)
CA Judge Orders Recall Ballot to Include "None of the Above" (NewsHax)
Judge Jails Entire Norfolk Police Force (DeadBrain)
Queen Dismisses Blair, Declares Absolute Monarchy (DeadBrain)
Uday, Qusay, Elvis Spotted at Wal-Mart (Glossy News)
Regulators Investigating Insider Trading in Terror Futures Market (Daily Hog)
Blair Wows Congress, Wins American Kennel Club Best in Show (DeadBrain)
Saudis Demand Cheney Make Bush Apologize for September 11 Report (Daily Hog)
Bush Administration: British Intelligence Shows North Korea does not Exist (DeadBrain)
Apocalypse Soon: Ann Coulter Announces She is Carrying Satan's Baby (NewsHax)
Parliament Approves Hunting for WMD with Hounds (DeadBrain)
US to Trade CIA to Britain for MI6, $3.5 MM, and a Mossad Agent to be Named Later (NewsHax)
Michael Jackson Fails to Convince World He is Not a Virgin (DeadBrain)
Book Review: Surprising Revelations in Hillary Clinton's "Living His Story" (NewsHax)
US Democracy Advisors Teach Iraqis Proper Use of Mudslinging, Character Assault (NewsHax)
Martha Stewart, Inc. Adjusts to a CEO in a C-E-L-L (NewsHax)
Martha Stewart Plans the Perfect Perp Walk (NewsHax)
Jayson Blair Sues NY Times on Behalf of "Accuracy Challenged" Reporters (NewsHax)
Spam Solves SARS Riddle (NewsHax)
We Lie Too, So Where's Our Pulitzer Prize? (NewsHax)
United to Replace Seats with Exercise Bikes (NewsHax)
Democrats Sue Republicans for Monopolizing Popular Ideas (NewsHax)
New Bennett Book Touts Virtues of Vegas (NewsHax)
Georgia School Votes "Cousins-Only" Prom (NewsHax)
Hussein to Bush: "Eat Me!" (NewsHax)
Rumsfeld Arrests Powell for High Treason (NewsHax)
Michael Jordan Announces Simultaneous Return, Retirement (NewsHax)
Rumsfeld Issues Cage Match Challenges to World Leaders (NewsHax)
NRA Backs Plan to Arm Interstate Bus Drivers (NewsHax)
Santorum to Apologize on a Very Special Episode of "Will & Grace" (NewsHax)
Disney Sues Dems Over Dwarfs (Broken Newz)
U.S. to Sell Naming Rights to Non-U.S. Items (Broken Newz)

And lest we forget......

The following stories were originally published on NewsHax,
but are now lost in the interstices of the internet:

French Army Annihilated in "Crepe Walk"
Heinz-Kerry Pre-nuptial Instructions Exposed